"

There’s like a million different ways to say “I love you.”

'Put your seat belt on.'
‘Watch your step.’
‘Get some rest.’


…you just gotta listen.

"

(via bl-ossomed)

(Source: meri-juana, via sexcake)

jesus:

peklaxdog:

angel:

asian:

ejective:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

you two need jesus

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you don’t know me

(via ejective)

dancinglashatumbai:

the gay agenda

or as i call it

the homoschedule 

(Source: satyrmage, via carlos-sex-hair)

phantomdeer:

8) = fucking shit nerd

B) = cool, sophisticated jock motherfucker

(Source: 107422, via pizza)

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via carlos-sex-hair)